Reasons to buy from us

You're supporting charities when you buy from us. We'll donate 10% of our profit to charity. 👍
You're supporting charities
When you buy from us we plan trees in your honour (not in our garden, all over the place). To help the planet. It needs to benefit from our service too. #BCorp
Trees. We plant 'em as a thank-you
Buying from us prevents landfill by recycling overstock through sales. Efficient or what?
You are helping us prevent landfill
Delivery is always included. In a lovely little van.
Delivery is included
We sell genuine products. Always. From established (sometimes unhappy) supply chains.
Genuine products. ALWAYS.

How the magic happens

Brands signal the Inventory Heroes for help with excess stock.
1. The SIGNAL

Our clients identify surplus inventory & send up the signal for help.

At the sign of overstock for rescue, we don our underpants outside our trousers & grab our capes (we do need an excuse) to rescue the best stuff to sell to our lovely customers.
2. Heroes, assemble.

We put our underpants on (outside our trousers), starch our capes & rescue the rarest, bestest & most interesting stuff.

Champions trophy - everyone wins when using Inventory Heroes.
3. WIN-WIN!

You grab a bargain, mother nature celebrates. Everyone’s a winner.

Our Values

Humanity: We'll donate at least 10% of our profit to charity. At least.

Humanity

We’ll donate 10% of our annual profit to charity. Forever.

Integrity - We treat everyone with respect. We act with humility. We live it.

Integrity

We treat absolutely everyone with respect. We act with humility.

Conservation: We're passionate about it. It's not all about money.

Conservation

We love planet Earth and all the wonderful things we share it with.

Fun: We insist on it! Every day is very long without it. The same goes for biscuits.

Fun

We want absolutely everyone to enjoy interacting with us. Always.

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Contact us - The Fatphone

Let's talk!

Team GB Flag. Love it.

UK: 02895 575 007

The Irish flag. Sure.

RoI: 04895 595 007

Everywhere else, and proof the earth isn't flat. Maybe!

RoW: +44 2895 595 007

Sulking Superhero having a tantrum over a broken link or some other drama.

WOAH!
Captain snowflake is offended...
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