Your tribe, your social eco-system & us

Social Sales is our [not very] imaginatively titled social media heritage inventory remarketing service and it’s something we’re very proud of. 

This service allows us to add incredible value to your heritage inventory remarketing & end of life inventory processes. We do this through the targeted use of social media channels, forums and other natural meeting points of like-minded people (your tribe) where your brand and products are concerned.  

Please feel free to call us to discuss the possibilities, we make far more sense when we aren’t trying to be secretive!  

FYI: we’d just like to take great pleasure in confirming that as much as it sounds suspiciously like it might be, “Social Sales” is NOT us selling stuff down the pub. It’s really not. We promise. 

"Creating Value For All"

We appreciate this may seem like a lofty and aspirational mission but these six words inform, guide and influence everything we do.
They are the guiding principal of every decision we make* and how we run our company.

*(OK, maybe not our daily “fashion” decisions)

Our Values

Humanity: We'll donate at least 10% of our profit to charity. At least.

Humanity

We’ll donate 10% of our annual profit to charity. Forever.

Integrity - We treat everyone with respect. We act with humility. We live it.

Integrity

We treat absolutely everyone with respect. We act with humility.

Conservation: We're passionate about it. It's not all about money.

Conservation

We love planet Earth and all the wonderful things we share it with.

Fun: We insist on it! Every day is very long without it. The same goes for biscuits.

Fun

We want absolutely everyone to enjoy interacting with us. Always.

Cookes. A necessary evil, just like biscuits and tea.

The cookies we use on this website are the (non-edible) digital kind (thankfully, because we can't even boil an egg cook!) Please see our privacy policy for more cookie based info. (But definitely no recipes. We promise.)

Contact us - The Fatphone

Let's talk!

Team GB Flag. Love it.

UK: 02895 575 007

The Irish flag. Sure.

RoI: 04895 595 007

Everywhere else, and proof the earth isn't flat. Maybe!

RoW: +44 2895 595 007

Sulking Superhero having a tantrum over a broken link or some other drama.

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